I have a microwave

1. An expression used in moments of emotional awkwardness or when someone wants to help but doesn’t know what to say. It often comes from a heartfelt intention that ends up sounding random or awkward.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.

During a heartfelt conversation about her struggles, Hannah wanted to offer support to her friend but ended up saying, “I have a microwave,” and everyone laughed at the awkward yet genuine gesture.

by CMDreamTeam September 11, 2025

Microwaved Mel Gibson

RFK Jr’s nickname due to his puffy face and fake suntan.

There goes Microwaved Mel Gibson once again offering medical advice he is unqualified to be giving out.

by LaughingAloud October 9, 2025

Microwaving Bacon

The act of using mayo packets to aggressively beat your hog to Russell Wilsons dangerwich commercial.

"Did you guys hear about colin?"

"His mom walked in on him microwaving bacon last night."

by Willard24 November 5, 2025

what brand is your microwave

Often used when ppl don't want the conversation to end so they say this.

"Yeah I still have to go to 5th period"
"Oh okay"
"What brand is your microwave"

by Yobaddiewithafatty February 23, 2025

What brand is your microwave?

A question guys ask girls over text when the conversation is drying out.

boy: "that's crazyy"
girl: "ikr"
boy" so uh what brand is your microwave?"

by alextheog March 12, 2025

Greek Microwave

The act of farting in an enclosed vehicle, while simultaneously locking the windows.

He gave me a Greek Microwave! I can't breath.

by AndromedaRae March 16, 2025

emotional microwave popcorn friend

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.

Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.

by von groovy August 4, 2024