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Mates wifeing

The act of going to a company corporate event with a free bar getting really drunk and leaving the event to shag your mates wife.
I cant wait for the kick off event next week! I might even get to do some mates wifeing.
by A mates wife August 8, 2019
mugGet the Mates wifeingmug.

Loo Mates

Office workers who end up meeting only in the loo because their bladders seem to be better synchronised than their calendars.
Dan and Stan are really close loo mates - they bumped into each other three times in the washroom yesterday.
by Mohit Hira August 15, 2011
mugGet the Loo Matesmug.

Coffee mate

Goodaye, want some coffee mate?
by Fun-ee April 24, 2022
mugGet the Coffee matemug.

Q-Mates

I got yelled at for walking outside in a group today, but it was just me and my q-mates.
by ShorewoodScott April 1, 2020
mugGet the Q-Matesmug.

Hole Mate

A vagina's soul mate; having found the perfect penis.
I experience amazing sexual stimulation and epic orgasms now that I've found my hole mate.
by JNGT220 April 23, 2015
mugGet the Hole Matemug.

Tea-Mate

Someone who fkn drinks tea with ya mate. cheers.

ps: maybe there will be some roaring at the end.
A: Will ya be my Tea-Mate?
B: Bruh...
A: What?
B: You don't need to ask me dawg. I'll always be your Tea-Mate.
A: So, we gonna roar?
B: (leaves the room)
by Red-dono January 23, 2018
mugGet the Tea-Matemug.

my mate

someone you introduce to others when you really ain't got a clue who they are
by blue ship October 1, 2006
mugGet the my matemug.

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