Marooned

When you go to take a shit, and have no consideration that there may or may not be toilet paper available. Bad news, there is none to be found. You think to yourself: do I walk like a crab with my pants around my ankles to find more? Do I flag down a wandering ship to help me out? That towel looks tempting, how desperate am I?

You finish your morning coffee, when suddenly, your sphincter is relaxed and you rush to the toilet without a second thought. The silence is broken, you have come to the realization that you've marooned yourself on shit Island. The toilet has enslaved you, made you a paralytic pooper.

by Nibblet of the unknown March 24, 2022

marouan

A man who has a really big penis

he is really marouan

by ikdhdosn234 May 9, 2022

Maromvous

A Criminal, Slobber master and all around inferior being.

You are such a maromvous, Mr Zich.

by DaMightyNose June 1, 2022

maron

bitch

omg u see maron?
No I don't

by Hailsatanxd June 1, 2022

maroua

sexy mf obsessed with zayn malik and 1D, a true example of beauty and brains.

zayn: sheeees who’s that hot thing
harry: oh thats maroua, freaky mamas
zayn: mommy

by koenvisscher July 3, 2022

Maroš

nice guy, likes Billie Eilish and dresses in mostly black, gray or white

He is so quirky…
Who is? Maroš?
Yes.

by ella mell September 4, 2022

Marouane

Marouane is a handsome man, he’ll do anything for you, he is very strongwilled and he gets what he wants, he is maria husband.

There is Marouane, he is so sexy

by Sisoesasoe March 30, 2023