mandaid

The term used when a male of the species performs a temporary home-improvement or auto-maintenance "repair" that is cheap, immediately effective, and delays the calling of the Repairman. Also referred to as jury-rigging, kludge, makeshift, make-do, Macgyver.

Instead of replacing the broken faucet handle on the bathtub like I asked him to, he put a mandaid on it. He just stuck a pair of pliers on it and said "it works fine now, honey".

by JBeez February 19, 2012

Mandals

A kind of sandal with a single large valcro strap across the end of the foot, covering about half of the toes. Similar to a flip flop but with nothing in between the toes. Worn mostly by men.

Adidas Adilette is an example of what mandals look like

by redeagle August 11, 2012

Mandaese

English, just with tons of typos and spelling errors.

kawk yoi sp funny lol" lawl you so funny (in Mandaese)

by Mandaese November 12, 2012

Mandanglelow

It's when your dick hangs below the knee.
It's a gay stripper character from Saturday night live in the late 1990's
A guy who has a very long penis!

"Hey check it out it's Mandanglelow!"
shit man I herd that Mandanglelow tickled her bellybutton from the inside!

by Mr háñdsòme May 1, 2014

mandarinism

A Macedonian movement, involving loots of sex, orgies, anime, rock, moshing and wall of deaths.

Simon: Mandarinism solves all problems.

by dontbeaplebplox December 23, 2014

mandarinism

A Macedonian movement, involving loots of sex, orgies, anime, rock, moshing and wall of deaths.

Simon: Mandarinism solves all problems.

by dontbeaplebplox December 23, 2014

mandalism

A term referring specifically to drawing on a male while he is asleep.

Anthony: Can you believe that ish on your face?
Dom: I know, it's straight mandalism. Now I have a five-dollar footlong on my face.

by pseudohumorcerebri October 26, 2016