Doughnut Maker

The act of bending over at the waist and lifting something so heavy it forces your rectum out your anis, then being able to use a sharp knife to slice off a piece resembaling a doughnut.

"Danial tried to hang his new TV above the fireplace but he ended up with a doughnut maker."

by CMD-1537 February 8, 2010

parade maker

Someone that accidently sets their home alarm system off due to over consumption of Heineken and the police and fire departments respond to the alarm.

The neighborhood rushed to set up their lawn chairs at the curb because the parade maker was at it again.

by Speedbag March 7, 2009

the pizza maker

Just before a person has to excret feces, someone else dumps a bag or mottzerella cheese into their asshole, lays down, opens their mouth, and gets feces and cheese put into their mouth.

JIM: "What's ur favorite sex game?"
MATT: "I like the pizza maker."

by DrOk63 February 27, 2003

pace maker

means to have sex at a very slow rate

dude elanor had pace maker last night

by wanna horndog May 6, 2005

noodle maker

A dirty Italian who eats a lot of pasta. Generally very hairy and overweight, possibly smells of alcohol. Most likely drinks.

"Shave your armpits, you stupid noodle maker!"

by spesh March 16, 2004

candy-maker

A tout. One who fabricates a sugary story, completely lacking in substance, to entice financial, social, political, or emotional support.

Jay_adobe and WWJDthrume are two of the biggest candy-makers in the CMKM Diamonds community.

by Urban Casavant July 24, 2008

diamond maker

describes someone with an extremely tight anus, in reference to anal sex (as diamonds are created by extreme pressure)

At the sight of Ed's 9-inch dick, Bernie shockingly said "Hell to the no! I'm a diamond maker. Good luck trying to get that in!"

by JerBer_nyc January 13, 2009