When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.
I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.
I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
by LumbrJack April 27, 2023
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My wife walked up to the door banging, yelling Hurry up, I gotta go now! I executed The Berenstain Lumberjack, exited the bathroom immediately, allowed the Mrs. access. Happy Wife, Happy Life. True Story
by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023
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by aiwefal April 29, 2025
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by Finalformkilo February 20, 2017
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by GeraldTheBikeEater November 12, 2019
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