Urchin Loaf

when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack to simulate a sea urchin and then make your sexual partner swallow it

Yo, I just made Gabby swallow my urchin loaf, she gagged so hard and coughed up blood, it was awesome.

by haquefer February 10, 2017

Trojan Loaf

Sneaking into the opposite sexes restroom, droppin a fat deuce without flushing, and sneaking out without being caught.

Yo I Trojan loafed the women’s restroom.

by Chip-Douglas213 December 4, 2020

Gripper Loaf

The heel end of the foot or gripper in gen z slang

Get your gripper loafs off me and put your shoes on!

by NuggetTickler January 30, 2023

Bread loaf

When you clog the toilet by taking a shit the size and consistency of a bread loaf

“Hey man call a Plummer I just took a bread loaf in the bathroom”

by Shiter69420 May 30, 2021

christmas loaf

The product of you shitting your pants.

I got drunk after a good meal, so i made some Christmas Loaf. In my pants

by Gabriel84 April 18, 2015

golden loaf

The poop that comes out so perfectly smooth, the wad of toilet paper after the first wipe, remains clean and free of skid marks. That deuce that now sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl is called THE GOLDEN LOAF.

When pulling off 1-ply toilet paper in one full piece is more challenging than it should be... You salvage what you can, and are overjoyed when you realize your body has rewarded you with a "Golden Loaf".

by halestorm47 May 7, 2019

scarlet loaf

feces which contains blood in it.

i just left a massive scarlet loaf in your toilet.

by phaderfreak July 25, 2012