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mona lisa

"Good from far but far from good"

a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.
This cute girl was looking at me from across the room, but when I went to go talk to her it turns out she's a mona lisa. Also, I'm a sexist dickhead.
by anon November 19, 2004
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Lisa Burns

Angel. Friend to all. Dreamy eyed. The most beautiful smart dependable girl in the universe. She flows rivers of beauty and knowledge. Magical. If you know her you probably are in love with her. She will
rain her beautiful ways on you. You will be forever changed.
I dream of Lisa Burns. Lisa Burns has magical eyes. If you get to stand near Lisa Burns, you will feel some crazy magic.
by Order of the Burns Dawn June 5, 2018
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Lisa

Probably the name of the best middle school ELA teacher in existence
Joe: Oh cool I got Mrs. Lisa for ELA!
Moe: Lucky! I got Mr. boredom for ELA.
by R/SpicyMemeLord November 25, 2019
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Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
by Platitude May 27, 2015
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dua lipa fuck

this could mean 7 things.

1. when you fuck or get fucked by dua lipa (everyones dream).
2. when you masturbate to a picture or video of dua lipa.
3. when you imagine you are dating/married to dua lipa.
4. being horny for dua lipa.
5. having a wet dream about dua lipa.
6. sucking on dua lipas pussy.
7. dua lipa sucking on your pussy or dick.
"I had a dream I was doing the dua lipa fuck"
by dua lipa fan January 2, 2022
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Lisa

She is the girl everyone wants. She taunts and flaunts and she still makes you wait for what you want. Mysterious and intrigueing. Fascinating and full of life, this girl will ignite your fire and every desire.
by Revolutionary003 February 4, 2010
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lisam

hey look there goes lisam that nigga booty makes her so sexy
by _______ February 10, 2004
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