Linger

Short for malinger, someone who fakes an injury, prolongs an injury or injures themselves to avoid work - mostly used with armed forces

PTE Jones hasn't worked in months, all he did was jar his finger

Yeah he's a fucking linger

by Shshehbrkdhwma December 28, 2019

Lingerer

Somebody who won't take a hint and stays longer than wanted.

If Chris wasn't such a lingerer he would just go back to the city already.

by Thedogcourage March 24, 2020

lagger

you lagg, gaming or texting chats taking forever to reply purposely not wanting to, or yur just a lazy ass.

Yu have bad lagg. Lagger

by MutaFuka! September 4, 2020

Lingering Zebra

A kind and caring person. Does not have anything to do with losers or illness.

Could maybe spend the night in a haunted house.

She a proper lingering zebra she is.

I know right? She proper kind and has nothing to do with disease or being a loser.

by Somebloke September 25, 2020

Lingering Zebra

An ebil person who is known to kill her friends and be toxic. Is actually nice but will kill you and claim her innocence.

Person 1: “pls no ebil”

Person 2: “she’s a lingering zebra, she will murder you!”

by Somebloke September 25, 2020

Lingerability

When a fart stays longer then necessary because of a reluctance to leave and has imbedded itself into your fibers

Lou’s fart has such lingerability that he could taste it in his tonsils.

by Mamacass November 7, 2020

lagger

someone who takes forever to respond

he’s such a lagger

by anonymous December 13, 2020