library effect

The excited need to poop stimulated by perusing the library.
This effect may be observed at any any favorite store or place.

After a few minutes of looking at (whatever) the library effect kicked in sending Steve to the bathroom.

by fuzzygreysocks January 26, 2010

Ex Libris

Used as an inscription on a bookplate to show the name of the book's owner.

Ex Libris Carrie E. Abelabudite
Ex Libris Lisa N. Lootnday
Ex Libris Laura V. Bleediotie

by Marie-France May 18, 2008

library bitch

the scary old lady in the library that yells at you for moving a computer screen a lil bit. she probably has a penis.

Oh no i dont think so young man! You are going to move this computer back around, and you're out of here. You are making the library inneficient, and you cant talk because work is to be done individually! Wanna give me a blowjob?

That woman's a library bitch!

by the librarian hater February 14, 2007

library nazi

A person who is pedantic in library rules.

Your mom is a library nazi!

by Hammond March 27, 2005

Librarian

Code word for Lesbians when you want to talk about them but do not want them to know you are talking about them.

Wow, there are a lot of librarians in this bar.

I heard your sister is hanging with the librarians now.

by coltrane3456 October 8, 2009

library

to be quiet and/or shy

man, y u so library on the phone

by baby grl March 21, 2005

Libraria

The disease caused by excessive amount of time spent in a library environment. Further increased in severity by proximity to exam/ courswork deadlines. Symptoms include shaking, hysterically giggling, burst of anger, severe lack of concentration and thoughts of a suicidal nature.

Oh my god, I can't stand it in here I need to escape I've got severe Libraria.

by mmmmmi November 29, 2010