lemon cardboard

To truly show someone that they love you and want to oh you know

Aye I wanna lemon cardboard with {insert name here}

by Jahseh Onfrowy May 29, 2019

squeeze a lemon

to urinate, or the act of urinating

Be right back, i got to squeeze a lemon...

by spacepanties September 8, 2007

Lemon Squeezy

When a significant other pees in your mouth and you follow up with a lemon.

I gave a her a lemon squeezy last night. Bro, it was refreshing.

by LemonadeRefresher June 24, 2019

Lemon Season

Lemon season is the state of mind more commonly called, "being stoned". If it's lemon season you are smoking weed pretty much all night or day. This expression was made famous in the Roll Deep track, "weed man".

Guy 1: You coming round mine tonight? It's lemon season bro!

by Baggaz January 10, 2009

hairy lemon

A Hairy lemon refers to a hairy Vagina that is frequently unserviceable due to a variety of hygiene related issues.

"Hey bro, what happened between you and that girl you were seeing?"
"It just wasn't working out, she was a hairy lemon."

by Opey regz July 24, 2014

Sucking a lemon

The look of disgust in a person that is reminiscent of the face pulled when eating something very tart, such as a lemon.

When my wife discovered that the paedophoilia charges that she had laid against me would not be pursued as the prosecutor had found them to be baseless she had a face like she was sucking a lemon.

by stropmag July 10, 2010

Lemon Squeezer

Someone that gives you hand jobs.

I could use a lemon squeezer.

by Party Crashers October 12, 2009