An occupation that requires too much schooling so you can “make people talk”. Also, helps neurologically impaired people swallow their food. Can play cards with dementia patients and push buttons of pictures on computers too.
Nurse: “Watch out if you don’t swallow that pill, I’m going to tell the Speech Language Pathologist.”
SLP: (Holding up a pen). What is this?
Patient: (pushes button with picture of a pen)
Computer : Says “Pen”
Patients Spouse: “You are the best Speech Language Pathologist.”
SLP: (Holding up a pen). What is this?
Patient: (pushes button with picture of a pen)
Computer : Says “Pen”
Patients Spouse: “You are the best Speech Language Pathologist.”
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Happens when at least two or more people sit down after a long day and take a toke, they see an illusion of words inside the swirls of each other's exhaled smoke cloud, as they resemble speech bubbles, so only the stoners in that group understand the conversation.
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Get the The Stoned Language mug.It is a language used to disguise what you are saying so that you can speak freely with you friends about "inappropriate" things without anyone knowing. It is used by taking "s" sounds and turning them into "d" sounds. It has also evolved so that you will turn some vowels into long "i" sounds. The most recent evolution in it is to turn the beginnings of some syllables, and "j's" into "y" sounds.
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The most common example is with the word cheese. It gets transformed from cheese, to cheede, to chide, to yide.
Another example is with intercourse. It gets transformed from intercourse, to intercord, to interkide, to inerkide, eventually it just became "the kide"
The most common example is with the word cheese. It gets transformed from cheese, to cheede, to chide, to yide.
Another example is with intercourse. It gets transformed from intercourse, to intercord, to interkide, to inerkide, eventually it just became "the kide"
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He gave her the kiss-off in "American sign language".
Serves her right, dopey blond tried to look it up in the official sign language manual!
Serves her right, dopey blond tried to look it up in the official sign language manual!
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Get the hudene language mug.The opposite of offensive language. It is used in lieu of actual swearing. Implemented by children and morons. see also: Sarah Palin
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