Jebron Lames

A black friend who is actually white but wears black face

Also what defines non-celebrity

Sometimes I call my friend Jebron Lames when he wears a convincing black face costume

by Arahsabz January 25, 2022

Bear and Lampshade

Bear and Lampshade is a duo(?) of strange geeks who make fast complex videogame influenced IDM and Breakcore style music and draw strange cartoons of goats, bears, lampshades, goats, and "snowmans".

Bear and Lampshade's music is way too weird and nerdy for picking up chicks, unless the girl is into that stuff. (World needs more of those girls)

by Lunargoose May 16, 2009

Lava Lamps

The effect given when a female's tights or stockings apply pressure on the skin at random places, which change as she walks, giving a lava lamp effect.

"Wow, look at the lava lamps on her!"

by part-time-bankie February 17, 2010

Lams

Ship name between the two founding fathers John Laurens and Alexander Hamilton. Vrey bad ship to ship, yet an amazing ship to ship... read the lettets

Examples of Lams:
"You should not have taken advantage of my sensibility to steal into my affections without my consent"

"Cold in my professions – warm in my friendships – I wish, my Dear Laurens, it were in my power, by actions rather than words, to convince you that I love you."

by _Your_Pseudonym_ February 19, 2018

Lava Lamps

This is for those people on the "Alli" diet. If you consume too much fatty foods, then when you take a crap, the water will have lots of orange blobs floating on top of the water, resembling a lava lamp.

Dammit, that pizza gave me severe Lava Lamps!

by Dick Ensider April 23, 2009

lampsexual

lamp·sex·u·al lamp-sek-shoo-uhl

-adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or exhibiting lampsexuality.
2. of, pertaining to, or effing a lamp.
-noun
3. a lampsexual person.

Origin: 2005; LAMP-+SEXUAL

"Ashleigh is lampsexual; she screws lamps."

by Jolie Ja'Myne August 13, 2007

lampshade

jewish skin that german soldiers used as lampshades.

i skinned crum and mcnac and made them into a lampshade

by mack January 18, 2004