Test Lag

Similar to Jet Lag; the dull and sleepy sensation one gets from taking a long test. Ranges from Minor Test Lag to Intense Test Lag.

Betty-Marie fell asleep as soon as she got home; she had some Major Test Lag!

by anti.DOT December 17, 2009

Lag out

When you don’t want to say you are no longer interested in playing videogames with someone anymore. This is an easy saying to not be rude.

Yeah Im about to lag out, sorry guys. Good luck in the game.

by Snake145 March 24, 2019

Lag Machine

A contraption in open world MMO Survival games (Minecraft for example) that intentionally slows down server time catastrophically for everyone on the server no matter the distance if it’s being rendered.

Example of chat during lagging

HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt

Chat was wild for 20 minutes.

by Malcontent lag February 26, 2022

liquor lag

When you've had tonnes to eat so that when you drink alcohol the effects are delayed.

I've killed a bottle of vodka but feel sober, guess I just have liquor lag because I stuffed out at the buffet earlier but I'll feel it later no doubt

by Nemlow December 31, 2017

Jail-lag

Similar to jet-lag, jail-lag is the time/routine shift which a person experiences after being in jail for more than just a few days.

After serving 18 days in jail being forced into an unusual routine, a person experiences jail-lag after returning to the "free" world.

by NoMoreFederalGovernment! September 5, 2013

G-Lag

The time lapse between someone asking a question and someone responding having Googled the answer.

Person A: Does anyone know the height of mount Everest?

Person B: Hang on, just having a G-Lag . . .

. . . yes, it's 8848m or 29029 ft.

by Green Living Tim September 29, 2011

Lag Fighting

When you are fighting with someone over AIM or Facebook Chat and in the time it takes you to type your response they have typed something else, and you send it after that topic has died.

Person 1: texting is for winners!!
Person 1: why dont you ever text?
Person 1: it is soo much easier!!
Person 1: OMG that reminds me.... i was texting jake yesterday and guess what he said??!

Person 2: NO! TEXTING IS FOR LOSERS!
Person 2: lol lag fighting.

by Avenator14 November 10, 2010