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Crap-Lagged

When lag occurs due to heavy downloading of needless crap on your computer. May be from downloading too many videos, games, music,and never deleting any.
Dude, Stop downloading all that stuff on your computer or it will be crap-lagged.
by Liberate March 15, 2009
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Lag Bird

When there is a group of people in a First Person Shooter or Third Person Shooter game type lobby with a bad lag. While a lag flock would be a host migration in a game such like Call of Duty.
"God Damn that Lag Bird!" "Wow it's a Lag Flock!"
by LULZ TRUCK BUT FARIS IS GEY March 14, 2013
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Cock Lag

When a man is getting tired while having sex and his hips start to slow to choppy spaced thrusts.
"I mean he's hot on the outside but he has Cock Lag so it isn't worth it"
"Bro, I wanted to fuck her so hard but I was getting hella Cock Lag"
by Yuulu November 30, 2016
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jolty lag

Are you suffering from a severe case of jolty lag?

Jolty lag is when you're in a game or rocket league and your car and the ball jumps forward at random times. Not to be confused with normal lag.
Mate I was severing from the worst case of jolty lag on Rocket League last night
by MLG_Sam August 17, 2016
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Whiskey Lag

When you drink whiskey all day and when in a conversation it takes you longer than usual to reply or you talk non sence because you brain is lagging.
Man last night I was dinking whiskey all night and when I tried to spit some game at this chick I was stuttering all whiskey lag jibberish
by CaderTater April 23, 2010
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Lag Fighting

When you are fighting with someone over AIM or Facebook Chat and in the time it takes you to type your response they have typed something else, and you send it after that topic has died.
Person 1: texting is for winners!!
Person 1: why dont you ever text?
Person 1: it is soo much easier!!
Person 1: OMG that reminds me.... i was texting jake yesterday and guess what he said??!

Person 2: NO! TEXTING IS FOR LOSERS!
Person 2: lol lag fighting.
by Avenator14 November 10, 2010
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Urban lag

The lag and bugs that come with searching or merely being on urban dictionary. Sometimes the page just shuts down forcing you to reload it for the 1000th time. Even like counts and search suggestions stop displaying every so often. In total, a complete mess.
I'm dealing with so much urban lag right now!
by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021
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