by mark twains hardballz August 22, 2009
Get the The Real Donkey Kong mug.When a bird is so smoldering hot that you would carry her ass to the top of the Empire State Building (stairs, not elevator) and fight 30s style airplanes in order to ravage (f*ck) her.
Ted: You know Kimber, right?
Ricky: Of course. She is hot.
Ted: Damn right she's hot. I'd King Kong her.
Ricky: I doubt it'd take that kind of an effort.
Ricky: Of course. She is hot.
Ted: Damn right she's hot. I'd King Kong her.
Ricky: I doubt it'd take that kind of an effort.
by Wally Hot Hands February 17, 2010
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by YoMamma1Me August 30, 2013
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Jorge: So essay, what have you been up... *notices his friend Fernando's bed smashed in half due to some intense weight* ...holy shit man! What, did you have some sort of intimate sexual encounter with Queen Kong, or something?
Fernando: Naw man, but yes, my girlfriend Fatima(Get it? FAT-ima!) was here yesterday and she was letting me stick it to her. The combined weight of both of us was about 600 pounds and it was, well, too much for the bed to handle.
Jorge: (suddenly has a rather nauseating mental image of Fernando having sex with a morbidly obese porker who looks like a cross between Rosie O'Donnell and Jabba the Hutt)
Fernando: Um, dude what's wrong, you look a little pale.
Jorge: Um yeah guey, I uh... that menudo that I ate this morning uh... really had a bad effect on my system. Can I use your bathroom?
Fernando: Sure, dude.
Jorge: (goes to the bathroom and then loses his lunch in the toilet)
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Jorge: So essay, what have you been up... *notices his friend Fernando's bed smashed in half due to some intense weight* ...holy shit man! What, did you have some sort of intimate sexual encounter with Queen Kong, or something?
Fernando: Naw man, but yes, my girlfriend Fatima(Get it? FAT-ima!) was here yesterday and she was letting me stick it to her. The combined weight of both of us was about 600 pounds and it was, well, too much for the bed to handle.
Jorge: (suddenly has a rather nauseating mental image of Fernando having sex with a morbidly obese porker who looks like a cross between Rosie O'Donnell and Jabba the Hutt)
Fernando: Um, dude what's wrong, you look a little pale.
Jorge: Um yeah guey, I uh... that menudo that I ate this morning uh... really had a bad effect on my system. Can I use your bathroom?
Fernando: Sure, dude.
Jorge: (goes to the bathroom and then loses his lunch in the toilet)
Mark H. Gracing UrbanDictionary with my vocabulary since February 2004.
by Mark H December 20, 2004
Get the Queen Kong mug.Donkey Kong is a party game where groups of individuals attempt to charge up a staircase while the "Donkey Kong" at the top tosses kegs at them in an attempt to slow their progress.
Cody: "Jeez Jim, what happened to your arm there?"
Jim: "I broke it last night when me and my friends got shitfaced and played a couple rounds of Donkey Kong."
Jim: "I broke it last night when me and my friends got shitfaced and played a couple rounds of Donkey Kong."
by Cody Cheesebrough June 23, 2008
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