Got Kirked

When someone publicly declares X isn’t an issue, and X is the cause of their death. See Irony.

Got Kirked: someone downplays or dismisses the threat of gun violence, but then becomes a victim of it.

Charlie Kirk being shot at a political rally after publicly saying gun violence isn’t an issue in America, 2025.

by ButImNotWrong080706 September 11, 2025

Kirking

To 360 no-scope someone in the neck

Person 1: “Ayo im gonna kirk u twin ✌️🥀”
Person 2: “what the fuck is kirking”

by Coryflory September 11, 2025

Kirk Penetration

The couple performing this move must be at least one male where he insterts his cock up a partners open wound. Preferably around the neck area.

Last night I hit the kirk penetration on Annie right on her bike crash wound

by MamaPhuker September 30, 2025

Kirk

A bald black man with a small penis.

“That bald black guy over there is such a Kirk”

“The NFL’s all time leading rusher is a real Kirk”

“Kirk has a small penis”

by Jo’Quan Dinkelburg September 9, 2021

Kirked

To advocate for something that Ironically leads to your own misfortune.

Guy: I fell into a hole I dug up

Guy 2: You got Kirked.

by pagR September 11, 2025

Charlie Kirk Effect

When Grindr starts reporting outages anywhere there is a large Republican gathering, due to closeted use of the app.

Charlie Kirk's Memorial caused a Grindr outage because there were too many people connecting at the same time; Charlie Kirk Effect in full swing.

by CharlestonKirk September 22, 2025

Kirk

Giving or receiving head. Charlie Kirk got shot in the neck, neck can be used as a name for head.

Yo want some Kirk?

by Mmmley October 30, 2025