talked to the john

Regurgitating into a toilet

"After a heavy night of drinking, I talked to the john for a couple of hours"

by John Leggett April 21, 2005

vanilla long john

A penis covered in ejaculate.

I busted such a large nut that my dong has jizzum frosting all along the shaft, a vanilla long john!!

by danglyballzjohn January 22, 2017

Cucked by John

What happens when your main man just steals yo girl.

Damn, Spencer just got cucked by John!

by Amews March 7, 2017

prank him John

a r@pe joke

-prank him john

-yeah u already know

by koki January 15, 2022

John Connor

A fictional character of the popular movie series Terminator and the tv series The Sarah Connor Chronicles. In the series John Connor, a teenager, will someday lead the humans in the war against the machines. Therefore robots are constantly sent through time to destroy him, and any hope humanity has of survival. He is the future of man kind. He has been played by Ed Furlong (T2), Nick Stahl (T3), & Thomas Dekker (TSCC). He is absent in T1 due to the fact that he wasn't born yet. In short supposedly the leader of the free humanity movement.

John Connor is one of the hottest fictional characters ever!

by Kat288 July 5, 2008

John cena

And his name is john cena!!!

John Cena!!! Boww wow wow wooooow boww wow wow wooooow

by UrbanJustMeansMlg September 7, 2016

Mad John

Magical pirate man who lives in southfields in london. He has a magical bike that can fly at the speed of the average pirate ship and has a magical cutlass that can extend to any length.

Mad John wants myself and david to: "Find the Iceberg!!" (that sunk the titanic)

Mad John works as a pirate, but in his spare time, he is god.

He drinks special brew, and pisses himself when he talks to you. (seriously)

Mad John: "arr lads, find ye olde magical iceberg!"
Me and david: "alright then"

by Adam April 13, 2005