Johnny Apple Stem

When after anal sex (with a man or a woman), a man goes to urinate and a little brown "stem" (resembling an Apple Stem) pops out of his penis.

So I fucked this bitch in her dirty asshole last night and when I was done corn holing the broad I went to take a piss and a Johnny Apple Stem popped out!

by Porno Donkey March 2, 2010

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Johnny's Grandaddy Kush.

Kush found in Sara's Grandads' little room, in the backyard mixed with weed from Johnny's blunts.

Kenia: "Hey Sara, what's in this joint?"
Sara: "Oh, just some of Johnny's Grandaddy Kush."

by GDKMan May 10, 2011

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Johnny sins

Im not quite sure who is this guy, but he's my mother's yoga instructor....

Like for real though, who the hell is this dude Johnny sins , he's inside in a room with my mom..

by PeePeeRyan.comsussy July 26, 2022

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Johnny Damon

Once the centerfielder and face of the greatest team in baseball, the Boston Red Sox. Now an overpaid, clean shaven sellout playing for the New York Yankees.

I can't believe Johnny Damon signed with the Yankees.

Yeah, he even cut his hair too. What a sellout.

by Devin"The Balls"McDermott January 3, 2006

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Perhaps one of the most famous punks ever
Lead singer from The Sex Pistols and PiL. Of Irish descent. Remarkably intelligent if you see past the swearing and spitting. Fantabulous musician. Real name is John Lydon. Nicknamed "Rotten" not because of teeth, but because of the commonly used phrase "You're rotten you are!"

God, check me out! I'm mockney, a yank and pretend to be Johnny Rotten.

Saying "OI" does not make you punk dammit! Do you even know anything about Johnny Rotten? Stop name-checking him

by Black Eyed Girl October 26, 2005

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johnny depp

hot sexy son of a bitch, the only 40 year old i`d consider doing.

sexy, beautiful, hot, etc

by shizzort November 26, 2003

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johnny orlando

johnny orlando is a sweet boy who deserves the world. he is unproblematic and stays out of drama. one time an ugly RAT named ashton arbab tried to come for johnny, but johnny remained innocent and ignored him !

johnny orlando is amaze!

by jvofandom January 1, 2019

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