Tom and Jerry'd

When you get hurt by an overly-complicated machine or plan , whether it be yours or someone else's .

Geoff: i made my own mouse trap, imma get that bitch
Dayshon: i doubt it with this rube goldburg ass design

*Mouse manages to break machine and it falls on Geoff
Dayshon: You got Tom and Jerry'd M8

by Dapper Day Day March 13, 2017

Jerry Seinfeld

He's a funny dude. =)

Jerry Seinfeld is the most hilarious man ever to walk the face of the earth!

by ***_S_*** July 28, 2008

jerry

my dumb ass classmate

have you seen jerry that fucking idiot?
no.

by AAAASADADAD March 6, 2020

Jerry's kids

A retard who is behind some sort of window licking it whilst staring at you. Goodtimes.

"Please donate your money to help jerry's kids..."

"freaking what the hell are you, one of jerry's kids."

by J.B.F. April 24, 2006

Jerry

Hi. :) i will talk to you about my Jerry. Well mmm...he's a tall dude with dark-brown curly hair. He has dark-brown eyes & sexy lips. He likes to skate. He loves cars.

~He's reckless~

He has an amazing personality. He can be your boyfriend & best-friend at the same time. He will always be there for you. When he falls in love with someone ,oh my, he will do everything possible to make that special girl happy.

He's cute & huggable;kisses well. He's perfect for cuddling. Lol.

I love him.

If you want a bf or a bff look for a Jerry.

Lol, an example? Meeeh...no. Get to know a Jerry & you'll see :)

by Sabrina:) October 28, 2013

Jerry Springer

A funny reality talk show that usually has rednecks or niggers beating the crap out of each other.

Jerry Springer kicks ass.

by Bobby De Niro August 21, 2006

Queef Jerky

An expulsion of air when a man jerks off (or is being jerked off) with lube or lotion and creates a farting sound.

Stacy made a farting sound with my dick while giving me a hand job; she called it a queef jerky.

by James Longfellow February 5, 2010