Jake

Gay

Jake your gay and no one likes you die

by I made god my bitch November 02, 2019

Jake a

A man who is the definition of a lesbian and thinks he is good a basketball when he cannot play for his life

Jake a is a Jewish rich kid.

by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT December 27, 2018

Jake. A

he is the best guy you will ever meet so sweet he gives me cavities he is as nice as a punch of care bears i love him he is the best boy friend every he is my whole world i would not even give him up for bacon.

if u look perfect up in the dictionary it will say Jake. A

by chichi doll November 02, 2013

Jake

One who is keen to sucking balls

That dude is such a Jake.

by xsvrampage March 23, 2009

Jake

Everything that is bad is 'A jake'

'Dude, you really jaked this up'
'that situation is jaketastic'
'dont be a jake'
'if you dont stop being such a jake'off I will punish fuck your dumper'

by Fagel May 04, 2008

Jake

1. (v) To rob someone. Usually involves taking money, but could also cover other possessions.

2. (n) A thief.

1. Guy 1: So we'll jake a couple of first-years for a couple of quid, then go get some lunch. All in favour?
Guys 2, 3 and 4: I!

2. Guy 1: That guy just swiped my wallet!
Guy 2: Stay away from him, he's a total Jake.

by Azred Ferla March 09, 2006

Jake

a stupid gay ass mother fucking faggot. also known as a player, a monkey sucker, a cock stroker, and we have proven today that he is the lowest form of male on this planet, and many other planets. i will cherish the day he dies, and watch him burn in the firery depths of HELL.

sami&rachel: HEY JAKE FUCK YOU!! *stabs in the tiny heart*
jake: that didnt hurt, because i have no soul, feelings, or emotions. especially towards the girls i say that i love.
sami&rachel: you heartless son of a bitch. go to hell

by mary-marie-ann July 21, 2009