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Doing The Jack and Jill

Having loud and crazy sex in the shower, so loud in fact that when your dad comes home early he hears you and your gf going at it.
Orion: Dude my dad caught me Doing The Jack And Jill with Brittany yesterday.
Bill: Damn dude my parents would flip if they caught me doing that
by music1slife April 4, 2012
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Dirty Jack

The act of a transgender person shoving a rat up an straight persons arse and a eel down their throat. The transgender person will then masturbate while watching. The two people will then perform the same act to the next person named jack
You heard that Jaylen and Connor did a dirty jack. We better tell jack honeyman to run!
by Jaylen is so very gay April 19, 2020
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Double Breasted Jack It

When you take your penis back and forth between a girls tits. AKA Titty Fucking
This girl with great tits let me try on the Double Breasted Jack It with her. I hope she has a good dry cleaner because we may have got some stains on it.
by OneShot August 7, 2012
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The dirty lumber jack

The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath.

"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"
Lumber jack1: hey ima gonna be right back, i have to take a shit.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.

Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!

Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.
by Topherman420 May 18, 2009
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Double Jack Extreme

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Exact same Idea As The Double Jack But Instead Of Shiting On The Partner You Do The Same But When You Have Diarrhea!
Some Would Say This Is Sick But Oh Well!
See Yah!
Yeah I Had Diarrhea So I Double Jack Extremed My Wife!
by Reiss 'The Sex' Jones May 28, 2008
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Dry jack

When you beat your meat without watching porn or reading porn
Oh Jeremy did i catch you dry jacking oh well time for the incest video
by Ilikebigcarinsurance August 19, 2019
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dear jack

a person who sells goods at a high price.
I don't want to shop with him. He is such a dear jack.
by uttam maharjan October 10, 2010
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