Road Milking

The act of vigorous masturbation whilst driving.

My morning commute was made more interesting when a trucker pulled up next to my Honda and smiled. The initial flattery I felt, believing to be caught up in a playful flirtation, turned to fear. Upon closer inspection, it appeared that the trucker was engaging in an act of wanton road milking.

by Stingyjack December 18, 2009

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Sad Milk

A YouTube channel of other YouTubers looking through pictures, like they do on their own channels.

George: do you watch Sad Milk?

John: what?

by Taiteraide May 13, 2020

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Good milk

A exceptional looking white woman

“Man did you see that girl that just walked by”
“Yeah man she was some good milk”

by Himmyneutron August 24, 2022

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pigs milk

(noun) something useless or not needed. a wast of time and money. A piece of garbage or crap.

I can't use this pillow, it's pigs milk

by emily1234578910 June 28, 2013

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Milk Bidet

The traditional bidet anal cleansing device modified to dispense milk for the times when water just wont cut it.

"I just sprayed some serious mud after eating all that Chipotle and my asshole is burning something fierce... Double ply TP just wont do, I need some moisture but water will just spread the sting around... I need... a Milk Bidet!

by Long John Shaft September 29, 2011

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