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Instagram Comments

The wildest place on the internet.
If you scroll in an Instagram comment section, you are guaranteed to find bullying, racial slurs, hate paragraphs, and inappropriate GIFs.
Guy 1: Have you seen how wild Instagram comments are recently?
Guy 2: Yeah, especially on little kid's posts.
by Term Definer March 30, 2024
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Instagram comment section

That place where being racism, sexism and facism are glorified.
Person: by a scale of a to z how racist are you
Instagram comment section : N
by SLgca January 2, 2024
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Instagram

Person 1: Yoo, I spent like 3 hours jerking off to busty milfs and college girls on Instagram explore yesterday
Person 2: Dude, why didn't you just use pornhub?
Person 1: Cuz I don't wanna do all this incognito, VPN bullshit when Instagram is quick access amatuer porn lol
Person 2: Bruh
by domainflipper February 11, 2024
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Instagram Toaster

Not to be confused with the Instagram filter called "toaster." This is a phenomenon that has been emerging on social media since 2013. An Instagram toaster is a slightly above average man or woman whose attractiveness is over-exaggerated by professionally taken Insta photos. Instagram toasters often have a large number of followers/likes on their photos, resulting in their egos to rise up and causing them to become wannabe Kim Kardashians. The women often draw on eyebrows that have been getting thicker since 2016 and have a face caked up with "natural" looking make up but actually end up looking like a pop tart that just came out of a toaster. Male Insta toasters tend to be straight men that aim to present as sensitive twinks. Something both male and female Insta toasters have in common is that they often love to caption their Insta photos with something seemingly inspirational, especially when their real aim is to actually flex, because they want to flex without making it seem like they are flexing. They also tend to take 100s of pictures in different exotic locations during a single day and post them periodically to make their lives seem more exciting than they actually are. Most Instagram toasters are in their late teens/early-mid 20s. However, there are Instagram toasters as young as 13 and as old as 35. They think they are semi-famous because of their attention on social media, although they don't realize how generic and common being an Instagram toaster is in 2019.
*Two teenage girls fooling around in 2026*

Muffy: *draws on thick eyebrows, contours nose, and puts on mascara and eye liner*
Caroline: Muffy, what the fuck? You look like you're an Instagram toaster from 2017. You've gotta be kidding me.
by MagicCarpLand September 6, 2019
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Instagram editers

Editers who think spin transition + Twixtor + Rap Music + Black Bars = FIRE AMV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Instagram editers - hEY LoOk its a instagram editer omg FUCKING DISGUSTING!
by Kameus February 20, 2021
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first video on instagram

Brendon Urie’s first video uploaded to instagram. He is in a state where his upper body is unclothed, or rather, shirtless, therefore the jam is a shirtless jam.
Brendon Urie: “This is my first video on Instagram! I’m not wearing a shirt, it’s a shirtless jam, oh yeaaaahhhh…OOH!”
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instagram user povified

in love w samti3r !
person 1: hey i think i like instagram user povified!

person 2: instagram user povified is absolutely in love w instagram user samti3r, you dont have a chance!
by samti3r February 7, 2022
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