air piano

When someone gets knocked out so hard they get put in the "fencing position" where they tend to unconsciously become stiff, raise their arms & sometimes move their fingers in a motion as if they are playing piano.

U saw Dante? He got knocked out so hard he started playing the air piano.

by dig9y March 25, 2023

Air Pentre

A colloquial term used to describe a basketball star, usually spotted in Wales, known for incredible athleticism (hang time), unrivalled skill and offensively scruffy hair. Air Pentre can usually identified by the so-called "Ronaldo trick" and persistent denial that he was born, and continues to live in, Pentre.

It is strongly advised not to anger Air Pentre unless you possess a reasonable level of skill and athleticism as he has been known to dunk on even his team mates.

The term can be used to describe any unnecessary tricks, accidental display of athletic prowess or general foolishness when playing sport, see example below.

The White LeBron: "Did you just see what happened to Capt. Cock?"
Timmy: "Yeah he fell over himself, did a backflip and headed the ball into the basket!"
The White LeBron: "Yeah, complete Air Pentre!"
Timmy: "LAD"

by LADiator11 January 8, 2011

Bought Air

Air that has been heated by a heater or cooled by an air-conditioner. Since it costs money to run a heater or an air-conditioner, the air is bought.

Close the door! You're letting the bought air out!

by electricalparade May 4, 2020

Air slammer

a running person

@jgyhsref is slower than an air slammer

by ♥🗺☠ August 1, 2021

chewing air

A saying used to indicate someone is talking about nothing.

Laurence is always chewing air. He'll put anyone to sleep when he talks.

by stoicaldefinitions December 26, 2016

air date

a fantasy - like a dream or daydream - wherein you have a date with your crush and it ends up GOOD. Could result in a spaced-out state that leads to an imaginary orgasmic situation.

OMG! I just had an air date with Johnny and we went to Paris to visit the "QUEEN".

by Last Airdater June 19, 2009

Air Succ

Succing air

I heard you didn't say no homo when you performed air succ, you faggot.

by Your father-in-law, Bob May 28, 2018