Honk

a reference to the simpsons where Homer goes to watch a movie called “honk if you’re horny” where one says “honk” saying they are horny

girl: honk
boy: hehehe

by alix :(((( January 6, 2021

Schizophrenic Donkey-Honk

When you have an erotic schizophrenic episode and the pussy's so good that you're moaning donkey noises.

1: Hey bro I had a schizophrenic donkey-honk last night!
2: The fuck did you just say?

by Cruned July 12, 2023

honk bobos

Squeeze some breasts.

There were boobs everywhere. All I wanted to do was honk bobos!

by Mattita December 29, 2007

Honk

A man playfully squeezes another man's penis outside the pants/shorts.

Johnny gave me a honk while we were standing in the lunch line. I'm about to give Leo a honk when he walks by. I'm about to honk the shit out of Kyle when he walks up.

by Jeffrey_Donger69 June 7, 2024

HONK

When one enjoys the company of anothers ding dong

Chippy is a having a honk day today, honk

by Honk November 6, 2017

Honking of 1812

An event that took place on 18/12, or December eighteenth for some, and happened in the year 1996. It was between two of the greatest army forces, the US military, and the geese. Both sides lost exactly 1,812 soldiers before the US were told that a goose has traveled into their ranks up and up, and could kill the military instantly. Naturally, the US retreated and asked the battle to not be recounted at all. To this da, we still don't know who exactly that sneaky goose is.

Have you heard about the honking of 1812? It was really awesome, right?

by the_honking_still_haunts_me April 6, 2021

honk

when you laugh about something so hard a honk comes out

omg i honked

by abbymykenzie September 27, 2020