hobo hot

Really attractive, but only by hobo standards.

I'm not ugly, my boss said I'm hobo hot.

by Nevets8487 August 2, 2017

Hobo dollars

Hobo dollars are the definition of EBT card usage and also food stamps or snap cards. Instead of real cash they go for 50% of their value on the street. They are also known as food stamps.

Yo bitch you won't even spend $3 on a monster with your hobo dollars.

Can I borrow your hobo dollars to get a gas station hamburger and microwave it there to get the system over?

Stop spending your hobo dollars on losers who can't even fill out a food stamps application.

You filled out the application and got the landlord form, you earned them hobo dollars straight up.

He's so lazy he can't even go to social services and get hobo dollars

by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020

phone hobo

1. Some one who has lost, or is in the process of replacing, their phone and has to borrow other peoples phone.

2. Someone who leaves their phone home when going out with friends to save their phone minutes by using the friends phone.

Mark was a phone hobo over a week while getting his new phone through work.

Jeff is such a phone hobo! Every time we go out his phone is back at his apartment - cheap ass!

by Ms. Noush May 6, 2009

Huffing hobo

That retard that starts to breve heavily for no reason and it’s super annoying

Ethan Michael Estree is a huffing hobo

by I_live_withahobo November 9, 2019

hobo potato

A sexual act involving no less than 2, but no more than 5 men

The boys had a hankerin' for a hobo potato later that night

by Hot Tater Lovin' Man July 14, 2021

Hobo Heater

The act of three or more hobos huddling together, giving heat to those poor suckers in the middle; not to say the ones on the outside aren't poor too.

Hey Jim and Bob, let's get the hobo heater goin.

Hobo heaters are just as effective as central air.

Fuck, there's only two of us, no Hobo heat.

by C Lit December 7, 2010

Hobo Hug

*The act of drawing a friend in for a hug, locking them in said embrace and urinating. The desired effect being that the hugger's urine is visible on the the huggee.

*Said act is best performed whilst intoxicated, for as sobered minds prevail, the amusement starkly declines.

I have to take another shower cause Joey was screwing around and hobo hugged me before my date.

hobo FingA Grandpa Hug

by Gester Ghost September 23, 2010