Physically Handicapped

When your dick dislocates when she's riding you.

Did you hear Tommy turned Physically Handicapped after he was done with Sarah on top.

by TommyTheTrain February 4, 2018

God handing

The act of catching another person throw up to in their own hand. This is done to prevent throw up from landing in someone's car or house.

Person 1: Dude Kevin got so fucked up last night I was GOD HANDING him so the uber wouldn't charge him extra
Person 2: WTF bro that's nasty

by JAMESlikesmen April 3, 2021

hecdisiac

To be a HECTIC aphrodisiac.

Charlie B has been told by many girls that he is a hecdisiac.

by hotmail August 24, 2006

Heddi

1)A girl's name given to a girl that may be nothing to look at but is beautifull on the inside. Guys refer to it as a nickname for a girl that they would not normally date but end up loving more than anyone.

2)A best friend. (M/F)

3)Anickname used in place of "hottie"(M/F)

1)Guy 1: Your girl is nice but she's missing the wrapping paper
Guy 2: I don't care. I love her and she is a total heddi once you get to know her!

2)Guy 1:Who's that? U been hangin out a lot lately.
Guy 2: no worries. She's my heddi

3)Guy 1: hey babe!
Girl 1: hey heddi, love the hair!

by Mae Bug August 14, 2010

headies

a term made up to sell cannibis marijuana overpriced, usually 60-70 dollars for an eighth ounce.

yo man i got dis bum headies nugg..65 dollars maaaaaaan

by danknuggets November 11, 2005

Turtle Heading

When you lightly push your anus to see if what is coming is just a fart but then you realize it's actually a poop and the tip of the turd begins to come out just like a turtle sticks its head out of its shell to check its surroundings.

Emma: Damn I thought I just had to fart but when I was turtle heading I stained my underwear.
Emily: I told you not to push that hard, now we have to buy you new undies!

by Paytonglaser April 12, 2017

Handicrapped Henis

Made by Crystal Blue...He is the letter "é" in the Webdings font...Handicrapped Henis is the shizzy fo rizzy! He is the coolest handicapped person in the world...

OMGWTFBBQ!!! Handicrapped Henis is rollin down the sidewalk...Except he forgot his wheelchair!!!

by Ninjalo October 4, 2004