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Heaving Lisa

When a female is nauseated and subsequently vomits because a larger than average penis has bottomed out inside of her vagina.
Noah gave Carly a case of the Heaving Lisas when that big 'ol horse dick of his was tapping her cervix..
by Coinerofnames December 26, 2021
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Healing

There is no healing, there is only suffering.
Meg's hurting wouldn't heal because you'd have to deserve healing if there was any to get it, and she would never get that.
by The Original Agahnim December 29, 2021
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HEARDING

VERB = The act of lying about something, and continuously inflating the lie well past the point of no return.

Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur.

NOUN= When a Karen takes bogus allegations to law enforcement for self profit.

Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.

Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?
Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur.

Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.

Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?
by ByTedTalk May 5, 2022
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Hearding

To defecate on your significant other's side of the bed after a heated argument.
Amber was hearding on Johnny's side of the bed when he left.
by Mluttrell84 May 28, 2022
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Hearding

When you shit the bed; or have to go while laying in bed
That burrito go me hearding the bed.
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Hearding

To aggressively defecate on an enemy's bed by way of revenge
"they were such a total A-Hole that there was nothing left to do but some SERIOUS Hearding"
by Quag Norris June 7, 2022
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Healing Closet

The place where you stay to heal after a heart break. There's a bunch of people in there. Some people may even stay there forever.
My ex girlfriend does not text me back, she may be in the healing closet
by Mr Plenty August 16, 2022
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