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Banana hammock

A small thong like bathing suit worn by a man to intentionally show off his junk. Generally it is acceptable in foreign countries, but in the USA some a-holes will don the banana hammock.
We went on a class trip to the Caribbean and Mr. Coachman wore a banana hammock to the beach. It was see through and you could see his BBC. GROSS!
by Mr. Neeb August 11, 2014
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harmonosity

n., 1. the state of being in a populated environment which gives the impression of harmonious co-existence, but which actually harbors intense underlying animosity amongst its occupants 2. a feeling which surfaces in love-hate relationships
1. There's a lot of harmonosity in our office; it looks like we work together happily, but we all dis our co-workers behind their backs.

2. "Mary and Shelby always seem to get along, but I hear there's been a lot of harmonosity between them since Mary told Shelby to kiss her ass."
by jimochka July 4, 2005
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harmony-central

Satanic website that promotes Bathomet worship and CP.
Those harmony-central guys just love Bathomet.
by Canterbury-student February 25, 2011
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harmohit

the most fucking sexiest guy in the planet. He will steal your girl with a blink of an eye and you can not do anything about it because he will fuck your shit up
Is that harmohit coming, go the other way

Harmohit is the true definition of Mr steal yo girl
by Gurkirat October 30, 2018
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poon hammock

A pair of boy shorts worn by a desperate groupie in an attempt to attract attention to her crotch area.
She lifted her trampy polka-dot wrinkled pajamas to reveal her poon hammock in an attempt to gain the favor of the rock star at the bar.
by Mrs. Robinson2 November 19, 2010
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Barf Hammock

N. Any type of Pandemic Mask
Dont forget a barf hammock if you go out to the bars in a stage 3 lockdown.
by Hot Dog Goblin August 31, 2020
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playing the hairy harmonica

To entertain by blowing the incredibly popular folk instrument that, characteristically, has two lip plates enclosing a long fipple, two holes - but only one ever fingered - and a wail switch. Skilled players use lip, tongue and mouth movements to create ecstatic music out of some lucky woman. (NB - in most countries you must be a least 16 years of age to play.)
"I have a young music student that has requested I show her how I go about 'playing the hairy harmonica'. Although I am a Professor of Music and expert flautist I am unfamiliar with this exact instrument. Can someone offer advice?"
"Yeah, bud - hold your breath in the wind section."
by Gabbro June 22, 2018
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