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Hank

Hank is a really cute guy with sexy eyes and beautiful spiral curls that people pay alot of money to have curls like his @his smile is perfect he is polite and very attractive all the lady's want to have him but he's loyal honest very respectful and loves his family and friends and a very firm believer in God .
Hey do you want to go with Hank and I to church?
Yes I do can my mom come with us?
by Faithfullover89babie November 4, 2023
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Hank da Tank

A big buff man who lifts the whole rack in the weight room who only thinks about putting his big freaky tank in a hoe. This man is a funny dude who you just can never tell what he’s feeling he’s just like a bear so don’t piss him off or you are gonna get tanked by Hank.
Hank Da Tank is a freak Herculeas
by Hank who is the tank November 20, 2023
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Hank

someone who belongs with a girl named Kate
girl 1: I really like that guy, Hank
girl2: sorry he only dates Kate’s
by God of oof November 26, 2018
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Hank

A man that sucks toes for fun and likes being bi and likes girls with short hair and people that are named joe
“Yo we’re you with hank yesterday
Yeah man I was just sucking his toes
by Bigpapipeña March 13, 2019
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Hank Parker

by XDLMAO69 December 16, 2018
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Hank

(n.) an unathletic or otherwise incompetent person. Not named after anyone in particular, the word originated near Greensboro, NC, in the mid-2000s.
We wanted to use the sand court to play footvolley, but it was taken by a bunch of hanks using their hands.

Why did you think it was a good idea to bring this guy to our weekly game? He is a massive hank.
by GreenfieldQuarles August 7, 2018
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Hank Patterson

Self proclaimed fly fishing expert and guide! Teaches at YouTube University. Typically found with a beer in hand.
So I was down at the creek that's 10 miles north of the big rock, and I hear someone yell out "HAMBONE!" That's how I knew that Hank Patterson hooked into a fish.
by Soapp August 9, 2018
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