Grunt

A collective word for all types of porn/pornography, arising from the noise recipients make whilst reading or watching it, and also by the performers.

Johnny is in his bedroom watching grunt on his laptop whilst his dad is in his shed looking at old grunt magazines.

by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018

Grunt-nap

A nap taken with no normal comforts such as pillows or covers. Usually taken with little notice in a small window of time in an uncomfortable location such as a hanger floor or a foxhole

“Did you get any sleep?”
“Yeah I got a grunt-nap while I was waiting for EOD to show up”

by the great whan July 27, 2018

Grunter

Another name for a ferret

What is a grunter
What the fuck is a grunter

by Hit'em_Hunter October 15, 2018

GruntPuppy

A sick twisted chaotic individual who'll either lick your face or bite your ass, sometimes both.

That scumbag asshole is a real GruntPuppy

by Gronksucker October 25, 2018

Grunt Texts

Text messages composed with minimal effort. Primarily two words or less and consist of concise (mostly incomplete) thoughts, phrases or responses.

My witty responses quickly turned to grunt texts when my interest waned.

by Sportyspice85 December 2, 2018

Gruntled

Adj. satisfied or content

(neglected positive of disgruntled)

The gruntled lady smiled at the product of all her hard work.

by bilakee December 8, 2018

gruntled

opposite of disgruntled;
meaning satisfied, pleased, or happy.

i am gruntled to have found this

by chiminsjamz December 31, 2018