Groner

A boner that grows really fast and makes a lot of noise.

God damn it, my jeans are so squeaky they're giving me a groner.

by The Shakespearean Antagonist September 3, 2009

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Gruneveld

A Norwegian troll, common to the Southern California habitat, known for its ability to cause large, destructive interruptions in its pathway. The Gruneveld is a nocturnal creature that is highly susceptible to inebriation, and its call has been mistaken for both earthquakes and thunder. When cornered, the Gruneveld will secrete greasy fluids in hopes of escape.

I thought there was lightening outside, but then I realized it was the bellow of a Gruneveld.

by el camaron October 28, 2010

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grünendahl

The nerve responsible for transmitting signals between your nipples and your brain.

I recovered well from my grünendahl separation.
Now you can twist my nipples as long as you want.

by Phido95 September 26, 2018

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Grunette

A term used to describe green haired people. It comes from a tumblr post by @DollyDewDrop saying that in their dream, grunette was a term for green haired people. Their subconcoius most likely combined Brunette and Green. It is unclear whether Grunet would be a masculine form since Brunet is a masculine form.

“I dyed my hair green! I’m a Grunette.”

by kiwikatz2017 July 20, 2025

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grüner

Someone who likes the austrian/german green party too much and begins harrasing people who have some heimatliebe
or a different opinion than them these people are very agressive and should be avoided at all costs they claim to be saving the eviroment while ruining yours those people keep their beliefs for 4 years or forever they will break contact or relationships if they dont see them fit 90% of grünen are lowkey austistic these radical beliefs are feed to them by the media "grünen tv" by the party although the party does NOT endorse them the more "green" someone becomes the different the definitions get like "übergrüner" or "megagrüner"

"Ach er ist so ein grüner"
"hast du gehört james wurd a grüner"
"oada er ist so a grüner"

by ösiländer September 16, 2025

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