granny fit

a granny fit is just like any other fit accept form it can be fixed by placing a cushion on them as seen on Cops on zone reality

Q: hey tim had a granny fit last night
P: did they get him some cushions
Q: yes
P: good

by Billy Bob Goat June 17, 2009

granny tea

A cup of tea made with milk and sugar, particularly appreciated by people who drink their tea mostly black. Great when camping in the cold.

"Granny tea or Black?" "Granny."

by Winslow Tide June 2, 2011

granny hannie

Someone who is very sweet and caring, like a friendly grandma who gives everybody chocolate biscuits!

by lolo February 18, 2003

granny puff

A fro-like structure that lies on top of an old womans head; a whitish-yellowish puff from a perm.

All old women have granny puffs.

by julieeeeee April 26, 2007

Granny sucker

someone who likes sucking off granny's (an insult i made up).

Man your such a fucking granny sucker!!

by Mark January 21, 2004

granny tongue

when one pulls out his ball sack n squeezes it into the shape of a tongue representing an old, saggy, wrinkly tongue.

the granny's actual tongue was not nearly as disturbing as her husbands granny tongue.

by G June 7, 2003

Granny Greyhole

Vagina, Snatch, on an elderly lady..

He was so drunk last nite, he got himself some Granny Greyhole..

by Terminator twin T2 February 17, 2010