Graham's Gran

Is better than Gary's Nan.

Gary's Nan gave the stink eye to Graham's Gran.

by TheGoldenGlitch August 26, 2021

wanking the gank

The act of stimulating the penis with your hand to achieve ejaculation; Male masturbation.

Commonly performed while viewing the pornography of MILFs.

Me: Hey man you see that new Lisa Ann vid on the Hub?
Friend: Hell ya bro I’m wanking the gank to it as we speak!

by The Don 1846 August 31, 2021

gank

to steal

the shoplifter ganked some candy from the corner store

by burnzyyyyy July 29, 2009

gank

1. to steal
2. interjection, when you steal something

1. I ganked his wallet
2. "Gank!"

by billy underhill November 16, 2003

Granky

The opposite of crispy. Incredible unnatractive. Guzzles Arnold Palmers by the gallon while listening to fighting songs. Has big goofy gauges in their ears.

1. Wow, I used to think that guy was pretty crispy, but he turned out to be totally granky.
2. Lets get out of here. There are way too many granky people here.

by Crispoi March 8, 2009

ganklebanker

Someone who spanks at get togethers and then presses the flesh to share his 'man lotion'.

It was high fives around the room after the Packers scored once again on the Bears. MrPack rushed from the washroom and snickered aloud while giving everybody a double high five, as he's quite the sneaky ganglebanker.

by The Gridiron Assassin April 23, 2005

Ganka

(noun) Someone who acts like a gangster, but tries to hard. Ganka's are usually seen wearing work boots, a shirt that hangs to their knees, and wear pants that are 10 sizes too big without a belt.

David: I havn't seen a ganka today.
Andrew: Maybe that's why the stores so busy!

by Easter-Express Train April 6, 2010