Gordism

A very rare mental disorder in which a person (mostly with the last name gordon) develops a severe case of Down Syndrome, Autism, and Dwarfism all at the same time.

Symptoms
-Hacks at brawl
-Fails to maintain a passing GPA
-Stops eating for days on end
-Repeats the same joke over 100 times
-Thinks he makes good jokes
-Sucks at making jokes
-Sucks penis

etc...

Q: You heard of that kid Nick Gordon?
A: Yeah man I heard he got some major gordism going on...

by Dr.Einsteiner January 26, 2014

gorjana

slang for gorgeous,, surprisingly pretty

“hey bro i thought ur girlfriend was ugly but seeing her in person she’s gorjana”

by lilizz November 25, 2019

Gordanism

A religion in which the followers commit what is called a “Rhythm Clapping” with a video if their deity “Mr. Gordan”

“I practice Christianity” “I practice Gordanism”

by Gordanism Preacher February 11, 2021

Gordon Grinding

Grinding in secret and refusing to acknowledge it.

OMG stop Gordon Grinding!

by MacNCheezed February 15, 2023

Going Gordon

The act of beating someone with a crowbar. Named after Gordon Freeman from Half-Life.

Somebody broke into my house last night so I was going Gordon on their ass.

by SAKingShibby February 9, 2010

Thomas Gordon

By his first name he is a tank engine and also greek for twin, but by his second he is from a part royal scottish decent. He is just over average looking, very sporty quite like the american baseball player 'tom gordon' . Nicknamed 'flash' after the superhero 'flash gordon'. Gordon can also mean large dick/penis.

oh my gosh he has such a Gordon.
Who?

Thomas Gordon of course!

by JimmyCricket123 October 4, 2011

I'm finna go Gordon Ramsay on this bitch

To lash out eg: cussing, throwing items around and yelling

Vanessa keeps talking smack about me and i swear I'm finna go Gordon Ramsay on this bitch

by Godoffags February 10, 2019