Fifa goal

A goal that occurs in the fifa video game series in which the ball inadvertently is deflected by the goalie directly to an opposing forward in scoring position.

Matty: Did you see that golazo Cron just ripped?
Doug: Ya really great fifa goal faggot.
Matty: Wow, bad friend.

by SmokeydaBear May 25, 2009

Set your goals far... Achieve further

The way of a true athlete. A quote to live by, in a sense a way of life. Never stop, Never Settle... Just keep on grindin.

-Doug AC Track

Set your goals far... Achieve further, and you'll always be first.

by Dougn September 16, 2013

Global IT Girl

LALISA MANOBAN

LALISA or LISA from BLACKPINK is the Global IT Girl. She got everything an IT Girl needs looks, relevancy, impact, popularity and ofc she's hella rich. Lisa is the most popular female idol and most successful kpop soloist, whatever she wears or endorse gets sold out within few minutes. she's loved by many also hated by many(jealousy you see). Lisa is the standard they hate her but they so badly want to be like her.

A: OMG! Have you seen LISA's new bvlgari ad?
B: of course I have! How can I miss watching the Global IT Girl's bvlgari ad.

A: did you saw how that bvlgari ring lisa endorse got sold out?
B: Yeah I saw I heard Lisa sold out 2 million bands worldwide
A: God she's truly an IT Girl, her impact and brand power is insane

by LSCRAVE January 30, 2022

global village idiot

One who tries to live in the modern world and make use of technology, but is still basically stupid or ignorant; or one who is colossally stupid, ignorant on grand scale, a sort of überidiot, perhaps the very stupidest person in the world. Formed by combining the term global village with village idiot.

Did you see the way that Richard used his digital camera to take a picture of his computer screen so that he could make a hard copy of the report he wrote? What a global village idiot.

by ntvnykr October 7, 2006

goalgasam

what a nhl play by play anouncer for a team does when they score or if the goalie saves it. mostly likely to occur during stanly cup play-offs.

5-5 game 7 the puck goes in the net, and the and the anoncer nearly soils himself as his team wins as a mindblowing goalgasam corses thru his veins

by ja, January 3, 2006

playing without a goalie

Having sex without protection, specifically for the purpose of trying to get pregnant.

Are you and your wife playing without a goalie yet?

by cribbage guy April 28, 2004

Global hide-and-go-seek

Global hide-and-go-seek is the pastime of the rich and hunted. This large and expensive game consists of one country/faction/group/key-person hiding somewhere in the world (the middle-east is a favoured hideout) and the other country/faction/group/key-person attempting to find them. Rules:
1. Innocent civilians must be killed
2. The Bush administration must be in some way involved
3. Players may not tell anyone that they are playing
4. If found you’re on your own

The Winners:
Elvis Presley
Jesus Christ
That guy who was on the news raping a cushion
Osama Bin Laden

The Losers:
Saddam Hussein
Dick Turpin
Adolf Hitler

Tips:
1.Do not hide in a hole
2.Do not use your real name
3.Do not trust your fellow Aryans

People son to begin playing:
George Bush, Jr
The entire staff of Guantanimo Bay
Jesus, Indian

Osama bin Laden is the current winner of Global hide-and-go-seek.

by Hans Brix June 11, 2006