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asain goggles

It's when the male testicle sack is put on someones eyes. Therefore making the eyes covered up.
When my friend fell asleep I put asian googles on his eyes, when he woke up he thought he was blind.
by Robbie Young April 7, 2004
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Walnut Goggles

What a person has as a result of a guy placing his sack on their face and spreading it apart so that each nut is snuggled into each of the person's eye sockets.
Shut up or else you'll be wearing some walnut goggles!!
by Psycho Steve January 9, 2008
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Sand goggles

Placing ones ball sack over someones eyes and proceding too fart into there mouth.. But look out PINK EYE is a major problem with this
Umm like teabagging but with farting invovled.. called sand goggles
by Zach butkus December 23, 2008
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cum goggles

When a girl uses standard laboratory goggles with the front part cut out to just have the outer rim of the goggles left. This is so someone can give a facial to the cum goggles wearer and have their eyes covered in sperm.
Man did you see that bukkake? That girls' eyes are drowning because of those cum goggles.
by Captain Benjamin Sisko December 16, 2006
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Beer Goggles

Modification of your opinion of an ugly chick based on the amount of beer you have drunk. The more you drink the better looking the girls are. Helps support the rule of: go ugly early.
Hey did you see that hag that rob is hitting on, he's got his beer goggles on again.
by stevemcccormick November 16, 2007
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Afghan goggles

The act of a woman performing oral sex on a man whilst his testicles sit in her eye sockets.
John took a trip to San francisco and scored a pair of afghan goggles.
by benjiclayton March 22, 2008
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Arabian Beer Goggles

Where you have your girlfriend close her eyes, and you set your ballsack over her nose (facing towards her feet), so that one nut is covering each eye, then you blow your wad into her mouth from this position.
wow, she let him cover her eyes with his nuts while he came in her mouth! She must like Arabian Beer Goggles
by Flip in Toledo May 1, 2009
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