Geltch

To burp or fart semen into a recipient's mouth. Typically in a gay setting.

I'm about to geltch all over you.

by certifiedgeltcher January 14, 2024

Gatchery

When a bad event has occurred. Doing something wrong to a Person.

A lot of gatchery went on at last nights party.

What kind of gatchery did you do to him?

by Killacastle15 January 16, 2024

Gatch

Can be used differently depending on the situation. Meaning bad, annoying, silly, fun, or loud.

Ex: someone makes a joke

“Dude you’re pretty gatch lol”

Ex: someone is being bothersome

“Ugh that person is so gatch”

Ex: a person is shitfaced drunk

“ bro he’s gatch af rn”

Ex: someone is yelling loudly in your ear

“ he’s yelling all gatch in your ear “

by Killacastle15 January 16, 2024

Gethin John Hens

Gethin John Hens is an icon of his time, top tier bff and pure mad mewing master, worlds No.1 guitarist, loves women (6'10 btw), future Kurt Cobain.

Dave grohl: Gethin John Hens is my best pal
gethin: ae bro

by anonymous February 7, 2024

Geach

A short, fat balding teenager who acts like an NPC

Oh, he's a Geach

by RebelliousLewis March 5, 2024

geltching

To tie heavy and often painful amounts of weights to ones genitals stretching out the genitals to make them longer and more appealing commonly found in men but can appeal to women as well.

Dave prefers geltching over other forms of looksmaxing

by Looksmaxing wizard March 21, 2024

Gelching

The art of massaging one’s gooch.

Last night my girlfriend and I were gelching each other all night.

by Felchlord17 March 30, 2024