Foster cats

foster cats are the best they come in to your holes for a bit you take care of them then they go but just now there’s more Coming go your way.

Foster cats are just part time pets because they will go to a home🐈

by The_cat_lady:) November 8, 2019

Foster

Being bailed on, bailer. Making plans with zero intentions of following through.

“Hey Danny did she foster you again”

Man I really needed help this weekend but dan pulled a “foster”

by Pedy rabbit February 13, 2020

Fisterbating

Best accomplished with a partner with an enormous vagina; the act of jerking off while inside of her.

I'm telling you, this girl was so cavernous the only way I could get off was by fisterbating.

by Whitlash September 27, 2020

Fasterous Gasterous Crinkle

A phrase used to describe a misunderstanding of either song lyrics or song title with the use of a voice activated smart device (e.g Google home)

I just wanted to play a song and Google told me what it was playing, I though it got it wrong, I totally fasterous gasterous crinkled that bitch

by Lil Mitch LOL November 22, 2020

Foster wife

A girlfriend that you spend time with but don’t have sex with.

Went to the beach with my foster wife and her kids on the weekend

by MrRm August 16, 2021

Fousteris

Is a 200KG overweight person that likes to play TFT all day long and is Rank 8 TFT EUNE and he doesn't wash himself he smells like shit and he likes to watch Mr.Hands video

-You: Have you seen Fousteris?
-Friend: Yep he's over there playing TFT

by Ο αληθινος Τασος February 25, 2022

flustered already, darling?~

an iconic quote that can be seen embarassing, yet funny. mostly used as a threat, sometimes romantically.

person: "im gonna pull up the 'flustered already, darling?~'"

by harperpilled June 11, 2022