shaq free throw

Any time you miss a free throw, it is called a Shaq Free Throw. Not to be confused with the Ben Wallace free throw.

Shaq Free Throws will probably become obsolete sometime in 2007, when Shaq has perfected his shooting percentage. Oh well, there's always the Ben Wallace free throw.

by D-Miles August 20, 2006

free porn

The best kind of porn there is.

Anyone know where I can snag some good free porn around here?

by blitzdguy March 16, 2009

freebird

A term commonly shouted by concert patrons in an attempt to mock the band's ability to play their own music. This is usually done in conjunction with lighting a cigarette ligher and holding it over your head and/or creating the devil-horns gesture with your hand.

Crowd: "Freebird!"
Band: "Piss Off Wankers!"

by gutmoburb June 21, 2006

Free Republic

Last year I posted my reflections on the Iraq war on the "free republic" website. First, the war rationale was based on lies. Second, the goals of the Bush administration were: To find and destroy weapons of mass destruction, to save the lives of Americans, to oust Saddam Hussein, to turn Iraq into a free democracy, to stabilise the Middle East, and to keep oil prices low. I politely pointed out that the Bush administration had achieved only one of these goals, the ousting of Saddam Hussein, and that they had failed (and still do) quite miserably in the pursuit of all those other goals.

The free republic operators then politely and silently removed all of my posts (even those not related to the topic) and closed my account. Truth hurts, baby. Not that I am surprised.

"Hey, why don't you use Windows Media Player? It's free!" - "You mean free as in free speech?" - "No, dude, free as in free republic!"

by Arne Vogel May 27, 2006

Freeance

Yet another word made up by our 43rd president, George W. Bush. Can only be used in a sentence with 'peeance' preceeding it.

"A peeance, freeance secure Iraq in the midst of the Middle East will have enormous historical impact."

by Eliot Armstrong February 12, 2004

Free diving

Breath-hold diving. The practice of holding ones breath in an attempt to reach great depths or stay immersed for a long period of time. Professionals often can hold for close to 6 minutes if not actively moving.

Ever heard of free diving?

Look at that free diver!

by TwitchyFish August 2, 2008

freeces

Free + feces = freeces, or free shit!

For example the type of stuff you would recieve at a birthday party (hats, noise makers, little toys)or yard sale give aways (stack of National Geopraphic Mags.) or even at weddings (bubble wands, bird seed packs, food) any thing that is given away for free. Dude , I'm going to the parade to get some freeces.

by Phil Jenkins esquire the third May 21, 2009