Friends 

A person that wants you dead and is secretly stalking you and getting paid in your taxes

My friend is over there and he's standing there... MENACINGLY!
That's what friends are for.

Friends by Anonymous User 6942066691113 April 20, 2022

Friends 

Friends are 'nice' company that will always fucking ask you for stuff but never give it back

Friends:can I borrow some money
You:sure but repay me in a month
Friend:Sure!

10 months later

You:where's my money-
Friend:SHUT UP

Friends by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022

Friends 

Something you don’t have

“You have no friends”

Friends by Ur a loner April 28, 2022

Friends 

Friends are people who you are attached to that will be by you side no matter what, and also love you for who you are.

Even if friends move away, friends will always think about you, and try to comfort you, always.

Friends: Hey, you can always talk to us!

Person: Why?
Friends: We're your friends, obviously!

Friends by Just Here. May 24, 2022

friends 

Something u dont have.

Mom, I need friends!

friends by Patrick Mahomeless II May 26, 2022

friends 

A show or something you don't have

Bill: hey you want to watch friends?
Jake: sure

Person 1: do I have friends?
Person 2: absolutely not!

friends by nonexistent person 269 June 12, 2022

Friends 

A show that I've seen but never watched.

Hym "You know what this chick said to me the other day? She said 'If you don't agree with me on abortion, we aren't friends.' MY response to that statement is 'We weren't friends in the first place. You are in love with Tyrone and I'm HIS 'friend' and you associate with me because I associate with him.' My stance on this should have been made clear by now. Be friends with the niggas you fucked instead of me. And if killing babies is better then not have sex then A LOT of things are better than not having sex. You know and I know that we were not friends."

Friends by Hym Iam July 1, 2022