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penis flop

also known as "PF", the condition where a male's penis- whether donning underwear or not- is unknowingly, or knowingly showing through his pants and consistently hitting said pants as he walks, runs or generally moves. Females tend to whisper "PF" to tell one another that they've spotted penis flop on a male.
"Check it out, girl! PF! PF! Anfernee's got penis flop! I can totally see it through his track pants. It's all flappin against his pants and shit!"
by squigglypoof September 1, 2009
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Lazer-Flop

An elite action that is attempted to be carried out, but fails. Usually associated with trying to be the best at a video game, and failing. Select (a Korean video game champ), is immune to Lazer-Flopping.
"Looks like another Lazer-Flop, folks"
by Davo A. February 8, 2007
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flop em jalopems

A pair of fat breasts that hang so low that when you fuck the girl who has the hanging tittles that they shake like flipping flapjacks.
Joe: Ms. Ploof has a pair of pancake tits. I fucked her last night for A's all through high school and they made me sick when they shook.
Frank: Oh dear god. You fucked Ms. Ploof our principal and saw her flop em jalopems? Why didn't you kill yourself?
Joe: Because I'm going to be a straight A high school student.
by oh guess who mother fucker February 26, 2007
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Flop Artist

A person that always gets something wrong...or someone that just flops on a daily basis, at everything they attempt.

Such things include not being able to keep your end of a deal, embarasing yourself and others, just anything thats just generally going to make you look like a fool, will equate to you becoming a Flop Artist.
guy 1 - hey watch this perfect parralel park
guy 2 - dude, you never get it the first time
guy 1 - fool, watch me
****totally flops parralel park****
guy 2 - your such a flop artist
guy 1 - .....yeah

teacher - Jimmy wheres your homework
Jimmy - i left it at home again, miss.
teacher - jimmy, your such a flop artist
by Dee> January 14, 2009
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flop dick

A man who doesn't live up to their responsibilites.
Russell didn't pay his chid support this week. What a flop dick.
by Pamela Ambrose January 13, 2007
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Flop your tots

You should flop your tots onto the office window.
by Hinkledorf May 16, 2017
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Fanny Floop

This is the ejaculant from the female genitalia.

It can also be defined as the residue of both male and female ejaculant built up to make a batter like substance in the ladies vagina (if she is un- clean the substance will be cloudier as it will be laden with fanny batter).
That bitch is dripping with the fanny floop, she better sort that out or I'll bring some cod down and set up shop
by mada sterpes September 28, 2011
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