Flatty

a person or thing with an abnormally flat butt.

gee wiz that boy is a flatty.

by The Three Wenches September 17, 2011

flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.

With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020

fattitude

(noun) Spending your time doing one of the following: eating, talking about what you just ate or thinking about what you are going to eat next. Often associated with being overweight.

I would exercise, but it interferes with my fattitude.

by cyclosaurus January 22, 2009

fatthew

A really ugly fat person named matthew, is an idiot, has no common sense. Also a faggot

Dude my brother fatthew is such a fag

by yeals January 8, 2014

fattie/fatty

1. Something that is cool

2. A person (any size) who is eating alot.

3. A fat person.

4. A woman with a large but attractive ass

5. A erected penis

1. "Thats fattie/fatty as fuck mate".

2. "Oh my days, you ate all of that, you fattie/fatty!"

3. "Look at that fattie/fattye."

4. "Check out that fattie/fatty."

5. "Mate, Bob got a fattie/fatty over Aleesha"

by slaaaaaaaag December 28, 2007

Rascal Flatts

Replace for any common used swear word, only in oh **** situations. Note: Not to be confused for decent girly country band

Oh Rascal Flatts, I just stepped in dog shit.

by BMWkindaguy January 13, 2009

Fatted

When a morbidly obese person farts so hard that it travels up their back going in between each fat fold and ends at the base of their neck.

The sound can be mistaken for that of a family of ducks being run over by a group of cyclists or a running motorcycle half submerged in water.

Say Jill, did you hear that comical noise, i believe that guy over there just fatted. Yes Pete, he was obese and he farted so that means that he fatted, now he will have to change his shirt.

by fat guy strangler July 24, 2011