farka

a faggot

hey farka

by Jew July 7, 2003

farkass

verb: to use a lot of words to say nothing at all, especially when you're trying to hide your ignorance on a topic

noun: one who regularly uses a lot of words to say nothing at all

etymology: talking out of your ass but stinking at it like a fart

Josh thought he could farkass his way through his presentation, but his professor immediately called him out on being unprepared.

I hate when that farkass calls a meeting: he just talks in circles for two hours.

by Lavender Ale May 10, 2011

Flacket

A flannel jacket.

Flackets are a sign that society is imploding.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Flack

Another word for crash

Oh man, Dave flacked his car again. This is the 3rd time this year.

by Tacjoe April 19, 2018

Fark

When your dog is barking at something stupid (like a branch) and then shits on it. They can still be barking while shitting,

Yo man I was about to hook up with this chick then my dog farked, and she got disgusted and ran away.

by JoggyBuddy June 8, 2018

Jamps & Flackies

The stereotype associated with very attractive women, Jamps, and very unattractive women, Flackies.

There are so many Jamps & Flackies living at UMaine. Come take a look.

by Chunk Hands October 23, 2008

Fark

I'm all farked up. I'm ready to go. I'm hot to trot.

I'm all farked up, I'm as toey as a Roman Sandal. I'm rearing to go. I'm filled with anticipation.

by Frank Blunt May 31, 2006