Fezziwig

An individual, usually male, that sits around and drinks beer while watching TV. This person is known to sport a good, if not unkempt and shaggy, beard. They are frequently seen on the couch with a laptop and a beer. Fezziwigs are known to be awesome.

My roommate is a regular ol' fezziwig, all he does is sit around and drink beer.

Or

I'm not going out, I think I'm just going to fezziwig tonight.

by OlFez March 9, 2009

feezy out the heezy

Clean way of saying "get the fuck out".

Sam: dude, this party blows!
George: hell yea man, let's get the feezy out the heezy before bitches start throwing up!

by setherton January 13, 2008

Fuzzy Math

Horrible Math Skills.

Thanks to my fuzzy math skills, i didn't have to worry about college. No, seriously.

by Q-Bert March 17, 2003

Fuzzy Goggles

A ritual usually performed when someone passes out due to excessive drinking the presence of others. A man sneaks up behind the victim, and squats over them, placing his testicles in the sleeping victims eyes, while another person takes a photograph. The photograph is then revealed at a later date, usually to the victim's girlfriend or parents.

Tom fell asleep first, so Ray snuck up behind him and gave him a pair of fuzzy goggles.

by mike February 17, 2005

fizzy wizzy

a loud fart only heard by angry tree gnomes.

my fizzy wizzy caused angry tree gnomes to nuke my home

by Davey Croquet December 22, 2008

fuzzy dice

Pimp dice. They come in many colors like black, blue, and pink. These mean you are a true pimp

Damn you got some gansta ass fuzzy dice yo!

by DizzyLizzy January 14, 2007

fuzzy no no

blue-veined junket pumper
boner
cock
dick
dipstick
dong
doughnut holder
firm worm
hard on
John Thomas
knob
love muscle
love stick
love truncheon
meat
meat whistle
member
ol' one-eye
one-eyed trouser snake
pecker
pee-pee
percy
piece of pork
pink oboe
pork sword
prick
purple-headed trouser snake
pussy plunger
rod
salty dog
schlong
skin flute
spunk stick
stiffy
throbber
throbbing python of love
trouser trout
wee-wee
wife's best friend
willy
woody
PENIS

Please do not put your fuzzy no no on my face.

by wifigurl February 3, 2003