Dump Fest

When everything about something is dumpy

Me: Wtf, I can’t listen to my headphones and charge it at the same time

Nikki: nah, sis

Wow, what a dump fest

by Chode skye May 17, 2018

cereal fest

(Noun) After a long evening of homework, typically after 10:00pm, a break is needed as well as the consumption of yummy cold cereal! Best shared with a bestie or sibling and hilarious YouTube videos.

Nevada and Cole had a cereal fest after four hours of studying for finals.

by Changus August 26, 2019

hibernation fest

When a group of at least 3 bears (hairy gay men) have such an exhausting night of sex, they have to sleep for the next three days.

Last night was such a hibernation fest, it will take all winter for my ass to recover.

by HungYoungCub October 2, 2019

queef fest

When a herd of untamed females who have been untouched by the very hand of Buddha all gather on a cushion or vehicle of some sort and queef up to 20 times in the span of 30 minuets

My mom just got a new car let’s go have a queef fest

by Dr. Queef Cakes May 3, 2018

Boner Fest

A gathering of people who have a hard on for feeling like they're saving the day. This festival typically takes place among the various fields of Emergency Services. Too many units respond to a scene and everyone gets a hard on and measures the size of their dicks. Talking over each other on the radio, unnecessarily calling for a life flight bird, running emergency traffic to non emergency calls, etc."

You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.

"all the units are on scene and it's a damn boner fest."

"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."

by Madam Poochaneenie June 13, 2017

sausage fest

A entire dinner of just sausage, nothing else

Bob: Hey, what's for dinner?
Bill: We are having a sausage fest. Nothing but sausage.

by MrWalrusUB January 28, 2018

Vibe Fest

1. just some dudes being dudes

2. just some bros being bros

3. straight chillers mobbing out and getting dabbed up

4. just friends having a solid vibing time

I’m going to be hanging out with all my friends this weekend, it’s going to be a vibe fest.

by Sunryse December 12, 2019