A cold that is transmitted through the nose upon smelling the flatulance (Intestinal gas that’s passed from the anus.) of someone that has fallen ill. Similar to a standard cold the infected will often have a “runny” nose although the discharge will have a brown tint. Any sneezes will often have a fecal aroma as well.
Steve missed work today because of the “Fecal Cold” he caught when Jim farted while he was still contagious.
by BigJimmy82 November 14, 2018
by shelby_18 May 6, 2020
by DispatchHell November 11, 2018
You might ALL be EQUAL-FECAL people as a platter,,,I mean matter of crap,,uhhh,fact.......😁 -NACuvSRO
by NACuvSRO May 4, 2021
by NACuvSRO May 4, 2021
Man, I think Bob is loosing it. He got arrested for hooking up a crowded bus with The Fecal Fountain. WTF?
by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 9, 2019
A fecal face fender is when you fist a girls anus with no lube, going so rough that the anal muscles release covering your hand in her shit and blood. Then you rip your hand out like you're pulling a lawn mower pull start, flip the girl around and beat her face in with your blood and shit covered fist
by Jermanjermy September 11, 2021