Father

an asshole who has no fucking idea on how to raise you and thinks he knows best when he really dosent know shit about you because he spends all his time working, drinking, smokeing, and watching tv in his room and he needs to step the fuck off my life.

me: aye mom can i go hangout with ********?
mom: sure but ask your father
me: aww man
father: no.
me: i havent even asked the question yet...
father: answers still no, because im your father and i have final say in everything
me: ......

by one pissed off person November 2, 2012

fatherfucker

A motherfucking awesome album by Peaches.

"Fatherfucker" by Peaches.

by Apples January 10, 2004

fatheads

Slang for Nike Air Force One.

Timboes and a clean pair of fatheads(Air Force Ones) and I’m good.

by Layan December 4, 2007

Father Sucker

The gay equivalent to Mother Fucker; asshole; jerk; fuck nut; etc.

I suppose it can be used towards a female also, but it's so much easier just to call her a cunt, no?

Fuck you, mother fucker!

No, fuck YOU, father sucker...

by Robrandt July 13, 2006

fatherless child

This phrase is used when someone does something so unthinkably degenerate that everyone in the group realises that they were never raised with a father figure.

Yashin is a great example of a fatherless child as he is a bit of a mental patient but lacks the cognitive ability to realise it.

Timmy: *Plays AP Ezreal*
The squad: *ANOTHER FATHERLESS CHILD*

QUEUE THE BLUEFACE

by Kash money man March 1, 2022

Freshmen fathers

Fathers who have a freshmen daughter at a college/university.

Upperclassmen male: "Freshmen fathers, thank you for your daughters!"

by .max. June 17, 2009

father

the male parent

my father, the male parent is died.

by masud karim December 18, 2008