Fartercrank

An annoying person.

"Geeze, Zeb, stop being such a fartercrank."

by be here now July 4, 2014

Fartegrity

Admitting when you've cut a smelly fart.

God, it smells like a gerbil died in your pants. I cannot lie. I cut a fart. I have Fartegrity.

by Itashmita July 30, 2015

Fartled

When your dog is sound asleep and farts and startles themselves and they freak out!

My dog just Fartled!!

by W01fie58 August 23, 2016

Fartle

(noun )A person with a very small uncircumcised penis. Most times covered with a bush (many pubic hairs).

(Adjective) Small penised

That kid Eros is such a Fartle. (noun form)
That Fartle kid has George W. Bush on his cock.

by PAtka dicka February 16, 2017

farteld

When you fart and startle yourself

I was sleeping and I farteld myself and It made me really scared and smelly.

by Aiden8707 February 17, 2017

Fartled

When you fart and then you get startled

He fartled

by Itz_aren June 25, 2017

Fartled

When your unexpected fart startles you.

After I ate curried sauseges the night before I was fartled every hour.

by Diclan July 19, 2017